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Those annoying people who always or never wear hats.

To most people a hat is just another article of clothing like underwear, bras, pants, or shirts. But to a select few a hat is something more it is a mask or disguise to the world. When they wear their hats, whether it is Abercrombie & Fitch or a Yankees cap, they feel that they no longer apply to the same rules as the rest of the world. Many people don't wear hats because they feel that their hair is already better than everyone else's, and therefore they don't apply to society's rules either. If you wear a hat because you need a mask to the world or you don't wear one because you think your hair is already better than everyone else's than you need help.

It is a healthy and natural response to want to tease people who wear hats all the time. Most people should have found by now that the best way to get them to stop wearing their hat around you is to hit it off their head every time you see them wearing one. If they say, "knock it off" your initial reaction should be to say, "ok" and hit their hat off again. Jocks are exceptionally easy to pick on because they are stupid and many of them wear hats all the time.

Other than jocks there is another main type of high school psychopathic students that has an odd hat impairment. The prissy "my hair is better than yours will ever be" girl (chick). Rather than wear hats all the time nonstop even when they are sleeping these girls will never wear a hat. If they were in a blizzard and needed a hat to survive they would think about it and then decide not to wear it. These girls have the opposite feeling than the hat people. They are all too proud of their hair and feel that they are "God's gift to hair." I'm sorry but God never made a gift to hair. And even if he did you aren't it, "this message to all those prissy hair girls who are listening or reading this right now."

A hat should be worn to do many things block sunlight, carry small things (like skittles), let you sleep in class, cover up on bad hair days (only bad ones), and most of all be used as a form of entertainment. Such as throwing game displayed by the flying three-wheeled zamboni brothers. If you are using a hat for more than these reasons, like being retarded and never cutting your hair or you want to be seen only with your hat on (embarrassed to take it off) then this is an unhealthy habit. If you never use a hat and think that you or your hair is better than everyone else then you are wrong.

Either of these problems requires institutionalization in America or a swift kick in the ass, which ever happens first. Same on you, yeah you with the hat on.